i'll give to you the moon and stars
i'll give to you the moon and stars

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE






moofrog:

blackbanshee:

mugino:

LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO I WENT THROUGH A PHASE WHERE I WATCHED TIHS VIDEO AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR REAL

this is never not funny

IT’S BAAACK



takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??



Chicken nuggets and muffin cuties


ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe


dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.



naoyatodo:

quriosity:

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

my creation


ohhmaiko:

what the fuck

ohhmaiko:

what the fuck