i'll give to you the moon and stars
i'll give to you the moon and stars

astound:

dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me



urtube:

Two latino men accidentally touch hands

no hombre

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD


ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me


Anonymous asked: "whats the craziest thing youve ever done?"

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.



the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy


im in a history of modern cinema class rn im stoked

posted 4 hours ago with 1 note

this morning these girls were like “omg you look so good” and i just said “i know” and left

posted 4 hours ago with 1 note

thewickedkongofthewest:

we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though



shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN


badgoku14:

real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide at almost 200mph sending debris flying into the stands injuring spectators