i'll give to you the moon and stars
i'll give to you the moon and stars

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now



voldemort was such a fucking idiot like if he wanted harry potter dead so badly jUST STAB HIM OR SOMETHING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON


17yr:

i know halloween is months away but id like to say right now that i wont be able to handle the “spoopy” thing if that happens again

posted 33 minutes ago via maarkhoppus • © 17yr with 209 notes

ejacutastic:

brother no

ejacutastic:

brother no


skypestripper:

oh no….,i have offended a heterosexual




kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


Perfect.

kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.


pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


  • Baby: D....D...
  • Dad: Daddy!?
  • Baby: Doug DimmaDome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome !
posted 4 hours ago via sighbclarry • © aphmurder with 2,412 notes

harrygilmore:

is it one direction: this is us

harrygilmore:

is it one direction: this is us


tete-pownshend:

wearingraincoats:

The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery. (source)

image

and over there is paul mccartney on celery

he plays a mean celery


Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?



Louis_Tomlinson: Me and the little lad :)

Louis_Tomlinson: Me and the little lad :)

posted 5 hours ago via pointstohome • © styzles with 5,307 notes