dylan o brien more like dylan o fuck me
Two latino men accidentally touch hands
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
The only nail polish for me
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
We should fear this guy
this morning these girls were like “omg you look so good” and i just said “i know” and left
we’re bros. we ride together. we die together. sometimes we suck each other’s dicks. usually we just play video games though
The Sims Photoset #2
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
real girls have curves. like a NASCAR track. real girls collide at almost 200mph sending debris flying into the stands injuring spectators